################### ALIASES ################## alias ag='ag --color-match "1;34"' alias diff='colordiff' alias grep='grep --color=auto' alias latex='latex -output-format=pdf' alias less='less -R' alias ls='ls --color=auto' alias ll='ls -l --color=auto' alias def='sdcv' alias dvd='mpv --deinterlace=yes dvd://' alias ssh-socks='ssh -C2qTnN -D 9853 shmibbles.me' alias svim='sudo -E vim' alias thesaurus='aiksaurus' alias vmount='udevil mount' alias vumount='udevil umount' alias :q='exit' export EDITOR="vim" export PAGER="less -R" ################## FUNCTIONS ################## # bits to human readable value b2h() { suffixes=( 'B' 'K' 'M' 'G' 'T' 'P' 'E' 'Z' 'Y' ) sindex=1 val=$1 [[ -z $(echo $1 | grep "^[0-9]*$") ]] && read val while [[ $(echo $val / 1024 | bc) -ne 0 ]]; do val=$(echo "scale=2; $val / 1024" | bc) let sindex=sindex+1 done echo "${val}${suffixes[$sindex]}" } # ignore non-tracked files git() { if [[ $# -gt 0 ]] && [[ "$1" == "status" ]]; then shift $(which -p git) status -uno "$@" else $(which -p git) "$@" fi } # capture webm scap() { archey3 sleep .1 if [[ -f '/tmp/out.webm' ]]; then rm /tmp/out.webm fi echo 'recording...' ffmpeg -video_size 1920x1080 -framerate 30 -f x11grab -i :0.0 \ -c:v libvpx -b:v 4M -threads 4 /tmp/out.webm > /dev/null 2>&1 } # quickly send a file to hosted tmp dir send() { if [ "$1" ]; then scp $@ shmibbles.me:http/tmp/ if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then for name in "$@" do name=$(echo "http://shmibbles.me/tmp/$(basename $name)"\ | sed 's/ /%20/g') echo $name | tr -d '\n' | xclip -i -selection clipboard echo $name | tr -d '\n' | xclip -i -selection primary done fi else echo "specify at least one file to send" fi } # take a screenshot, upload to /img/scrot, and update current symlink ssh-scrot() { archey3 if [[ "$1" != "" ]]; then name=$1 else echo -n "name: " read name fi date=$(date +'%Y-%m-%d') folder="http/img/scrot" ssh shmibbles.me "mkdir -p $folder/$date" if [[ "${?#0}" != "" ]]; then return 1 fi ssh shmibbles.me "rm $folder/current 2>/dev/null; ln -s $folder/$date $folder/current" for i in {3..1}; do echo -n "$i " sleep 1 done echo 'cheese!' sleep .1 scrot /tmp/$name.png convert -scale 250x /tmp/$name.png /tmp/${name}_small.png scp /tmp/$name.png /tmp/${name}_small.png shmibbles.me:http/img/scrot/$date echo "http://shmibbles.me/img/scrot/$date/$name.png" | tr -d '\n' | xclip -i -selection clipboard echo "http://shmibbles.me/img/scrot/$date/$name.png" | tr -d '\n' | xclip -i -selection primary echo "http://shmibbles.me/img/scrot/$date/${name}_small.png" | tr -d '\n' | xclip -i -selection clipboard echo "http://shmibbles.me/img/scrot/$date/${name}_small.png" | tr -d '\n' | xclip -i -selection primary echo 'sent!' rm /tmp/$name.png /tmp/${name}_small.png } # export a section of a video to gif make-gif() { if [[ -z "$1" ]]; then break fi rm -f make-gif-palette.png rm -f make-gif-palette.png rm -f make-gif-in rm -f make-gif-in ln -s "$1" make-gif-in echo -n "start [00:00:00]: " read start if [[ -z "$start" ]]; then start="00:00:00" fi echo -n "length [full]: " read length if [[ -z "$length" ]]; then t="" length="" else t="-t" fi echo -n "fps [10]: " read fps if [[ -z "$fps" ]]; then fps="10" fi echo -n "width [480]: " read width if [[ -z "$width" ]]; then width="480" fi echo -n "use subtitles? [y/N]: " read subs if [[ "$subs" == "y" || "$subs" == "Y" ]]; then subs="true" else subs="" fi if [[ $subs ]]; then ffmpeg -y -ss "$start" $t "$length" -i "$1" \ -copyts -vf "subtitles=make-gif-in,fps=$fps,scale=$width:-1:flags=lanczos,palettegen" make-gif-palette.png ffmpeg -ss "$start" $t "$length" -i "$1" -i make-gif-palette.png \ -copyts -filter_complex \ "subtitles=make-gif-in,fps=$fps,scale=$width:-1:flags=lanczos[x];[x][1:v]paletteuse" \ out.gif else ffmpeg -y -ss "$start" $t "$length" -i "$1" \ -vf "fps=$fps,scale=$width:-1:flags=lanczos,palettegen" make-gif-palette.png ffmpeg -ss "$start" $t "$length" -i "$1" -i make-gif-palette.png -filter_complex \ "fps=$fps,scale=$width:-1:flags=lanczos[x];[x][1:v]paletteuse" \ out.gif fi rm -f make-gif-palette.png rm -f make-gif-in } # um... fuck() { fuck="fuck" while true; do echo -en "\e[$((RANDOM%2));$((RANDOM%8+30))m" for i in {1..4}; do if [[ $((RANDOM%2)) -eq 1 ]]; then echo -n $fuck[$i] | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]' else echo -n $fuck[$i] fi done for i in {1..$((RANDOM%20))}; do echo -n " " done done }